smearedlipstickavenue:


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gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

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shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

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porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(Source: adrianandrews, via lookingbeyondtheclouds)


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