sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Anonymous whispered: Soo prettyyy

Thank you!


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offbeatawkward:

I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via delaney-the-human)


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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

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conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

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