bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle
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silohouettes:

clestroying:

fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

Well you need them

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gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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